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Sun, Nov. 1st, 2009, 08:27 pm
I bought a Sonic outfit

I got a job as a bike messenger in Manhattan. I just bought this item on ebay to wear while I am on a bike, delivering messages to Manhattan design and financial firms.

Mon, Nov. 2nd, 2009 01:34 am (UTC)
donferdinand

My thinking is it will pay for itself in a week in tips. It is an important investment.

Mon, Nov. 2nd, 2009 01:38 am (UTC)
donferdinand

It's been suggested that I tell people receiving packages from me, "I need gold rings or if a car hits me I will die!" to increase my tips.

Mon, Nov. 2nd, 2009 03:12 am (UTC)
wewachovia

I can't wait for the guy who sees you ride by and decides to buy a donkey kong outfit for his bike messanging job

Tue, Nov. 3rd, 2009 06:19 pm (UTC)
donferdinand

Clearly his courier service will fail to compete - no one is faster than Sonic.

Mon, Nov. 2nd, 2009 05:51 pm (UTC)
megatexas

Classy!

Tue, Nov. 3rd, 2009 06:51 pm (UTC)
donferdinand

I know - I can't believe no one has thought of this!

Tue, Nov. 3rd, 2009 06:10 pm (UTC)
balor

Until I saw what you bought on ebay, I was going to say that you've reached a new terminal low of hipness, but now that I've seen it, I take it back... you're a nerd and that's that.

Tue, Nov. 3rd, 2009 06:55 pm (UTC)
donferdinand

You don't know, if I can actually ride a bike in those oversized gloves, this will be the new HEIGHT of hipness very soon.